Slytherin House

[brooksmc]

Must...
Start...
House...

WOOHOO, first thread in the new Leaky Cauldron! :D

[BloodFire's Mum]

Yes!!!
Slytherins Roool!
Gryffindors Droool!

[Melkor]

Melkor looks around and begins to cry


All my shinny things are gone!!! Who took all my shinny things??? :eek:



sniffle sniffle

[brooksmc]

brooks lifts up a board in the common room floor

They're safely here, dad! :D

[Kristin]

Ooh! It's Slytherin house. :p

It's really kind of freaky to not have green here. :eek: I hope no one gets scared off!

[Mithril-Mail]

Mith comes running in out of the rain, casts off his cloak and sits steaming in front of the great fire...

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....:eek:

Hey brooks!;) :kiss:

[Fleur]

Good for you. First house, and already keeping up the old Sltherin tactic of posting a few words to increase post count!!!!

;)

Only joking!!!!!!!

Yes I miss green too. altough green is the colour of EVIL

Fleur runs away as she sees the Sltherins getting out their wands

[brooksmc]

Hullo sweetie! :) :p :kiss:

brooks rubs Mith's arms trying to warm him up

I hadn't noticed we weren't green! :eek:

[Molk Fx]

Molk does bad things, twice

Bwahahah... ha...a... erm.. Hi :mad:

[brooksmc]

Hullo Molk. Where's PA? Do you think your wedding might be what pushed Imladris over the edge? ;)

[Mithril-Mail]

I think Molk's mew avatar could push anyone over the edge...

Shake that bootay dude!!! ;) :p

[Molk Fx]

Hahah. I changed my avatar now you just seem crazy! :D

PA is hot.. erm.. PA is here. ;)

[Swendula]

What would we do without a bunch of crazy slytherins. Well, for one thing, retain all our shiney stuff :D :p

[brooksmc]

Cool avatar, Molk! :D

[Cedric]

Yeah, I agree with Fleur, green again would be super cool... I thought red was the color of evil? :)

-Cedric

[Mithrildin]

Gotta love the new house. :D Though I liked the green... :(

Molk, your avatar will push one of us over the edge soon... well done. :p

And I see the fridge is filled. :beer: :cool:

[brooksmc]

Yup, full fridge, Túvo! Complete with chocolate as well...mmmmchocolate...:D

[Princess Aurora]

Woohoo, I'm here! Now let's break stuff! :eek: :D

PA breaks stuff

[brooksmc]

You break stuff, Molk does 2 bad things, I don't think this house can handle such mayhem! :D

[Princess Aurora]

brooks, are you a Slytherin or not?! You think this is TOO MUCH mayhem? :eek: I say, not enough! :D :p

[brooksmc]

:rolleyes: C'mon, PA, remember my friend, sarcasm? ;)

[BroadwayBound]

Hey, checking out all of the houses. Is Sevvie around? :swoon: Gotta love Sevvie.

I wish they would stop switching sites.

I do like all the new face things though!

:clap: :rotfl:

[Princess Aurora]

What is this alleged "sarcasm" of which you speak, brooks? :confused:




:D :p

[brooksmc]

pats PA on the hand

College must be hard, darlin. ;)

When I said we couldn't deal with you and Molk's mayhem... Please, go forth and destroy! :D

[Princess Aurora]

PA looks at brooks' post count

:eek:

I'd say you're stirring up enough mayhem on your own! ;) :D

[brooksmc]

*snarf* :D

I does me best, darlin! ;) :arrr:

[Princess Aurora]

PA adds the "wee bundle o' beeyatch" to her Heros list ;) :D

Heros

MC Hammer
Tanya Harding
Jenny Jones
The Rock
brooksmc

PA looks over her list

Methinks it might be time to do a little revising! :eek: :D

[brooksmc]

:eek: Jenny Jones???? :eek: :rotfl:

[Princess Aurora]

Of course! Anyone who still wears knee-high boots and fishnet stockings over the age of 50 is definitely hero material. :D

[brooksmc]

I had no idea

a) she wore such things and
b) she was that old!!

She's now my hero too! :D

[Princess Aurora]

Yes! Let us all join the following of good ol' JJ... resistance is futile! :eek: :D

[Mithrildin]

Goodness... and I thought our level of conversation couldn't sink lower... Jenny Jones ! :eek: :p

[brooksmc]

Well, Tuvo, now that you're here we can talk about something else! :D How about....chocolate! ;)

[BloodFire]

:cool: I am here. You may commence swooning. :cool:


















;) :D :p

[Princess Aurora]

I don't know.... should I really swoon for my mum? :confused: :eek:


;)

[Mithrildin]

Nah. Swoon for da tiger. :D

[BloodFire]

BF swats 'da tiger'

Hush you. If she should swoon for anyone, it should be for her husband (And LegoBloom, of course. Maybe Alan Snape, too.)

BF :swoon: for Alan Rickman

[Princess Aurora]

Hmmmm... well nancing elves and greasy-haired old men aren't really my thing, so I'll just swoon for my husband... ;) :D

:swoon: :kiss:

[Sars]

Hello guys. How are you? How is everyone? How are you Mith? Been a while since I talked to you in this unique house of evil which you all inhabit.

...

And now that I have creeped everyone out I feel the need to explain myself. Bloodfire, your ever professional mother (yes, ignore my amazing politeness as a temporary insanity brought on by gratitude) has allowed me to return to this board under the basis that I obey the rules.

Yeah, it's a hard price, but one I'm more than willing to pay.

So unless you've introduced some sort of nasty razing system for potential new Slytherins, may I re-join?

And... just hello again! This is weird.

The Artist Formerly Known As Black Horntail.

[Molk Fx]

Welcome Back.

[BloodFire]

:jawdrop: YAY!!!!!


BF MegaGlomps BH/Sars

Wait 'til Rev sees YOU! :D ;)

[Revenant]

Rev comes in looks up and around, then at BH

Nice to see you back...

[Mithrildin]

An orange-black streak flies towards BH and flattens her against the wall. Hello... I dare say.:D It is indeed VERY nice to have you back... :kiss:

[Sars]

Mind still in the gutter then Mith? Ah, some things never change. :p But yes, very nice to see you too. Yes, very nice, :swoon: .

Yeah, I know I'm a hypocrite.

I know! It's nice to be back and all BF!

:D :D :D

[Fleurdelacour]

Yes! She's back! :D

You wouldn't believe who our Will is rumoured to be dating Laura!

:eek:

[Fleur]

Hiya Aloha Guten tag Bonjoir!

Wilkommen, Beinvenue, Welcome....

Hugs

Go on ten carrie spill the beans - you KNOW we are all waiting on the egde of our seats

;)

[Sars]

Edge of our seats? I've fallen off my seat! Yes, go with Dom's suggestion! Spill the beans!

[Mithrildin]

Wipe them up too before you go. Chairs are being thrown at him. He ducks. Go on then. :D

[Sars]

Possibly the humour died with that line Mith. Did you or did you not get that from 'The World's Top 100 Tacky Jokes'?

:rolleyes: :p

[Mithrildin]

Woman ! Don't you know I can neither read nor write ?! Ah, the ignorance of the once-thought-to-be-evil ! ;)

[Sars]

Once thought to be evil?! Once thought to be evil?!

Sars flings several chairs at Mith

I'll show you once thought to be evil boy!

[Fleurdelacour]

Our darling GRAHAM NORTON! :D

[Mithrildin]

Túvo shows her his long, pointy tiger teeth. Ah, the cat is hissing and spitting. :D

[Revenant]

Rev looks oddly at all the people surrounding him

Is it normal to be scared by you people? ;)

I like the avatar Fleur. ;)

[Sars]

Sars brings out a file and whittles Mith's teeth down to size, all while his mouth was hanging open in shock

Why yes, Rev, yes it is.

[Mithrildin]

Túvo thinks about a quick snack - eyeing Sars closely. :D

[Revenant]

Rev fingers his wand and glares at Tuvo

I wouldn't suggest that. :cool:

[Fleur]

Thanks Rev. ;)

Fleur :trout:s Mith because.. she feels like it

[Sars]

Sars ducks behind Rev pulling faces at Mith

Very cool. :D

[Mithrildin]

Túvo wriggles his wand and conjures up a whale. Flooding the room so it don't suffer, he calls.

Túvo: Oh Fleu-eur ! C'meeeerrrre ! :D

[BloodFire]

BF grins insanely (read "normally") and guts the whale, conjuring several sharks. Then she waves her wand and poofs them all back to the ocean where they belong

Fun.

:p :D ;)

[Mithrildin]

Túvo poofs BF back to where she belongs. The toddler outfit suits her well. Though she doesn't think so. :D;)

[Revenant]

Rev personally thinks that BF looks better in a white tank top and short shorts

What? :confused: :D

[BloodFire]

BF turns the toddler suit into a white tank top and short shorts

There. Better?

[Molk Fx]

Does it come in Royal blue? :D

[Sars]

Sars rolls her eyes at the wild hormone display being put on by Mith, Molk and Rev over BF.


Some things never change. :rolleyes: :p


Sars conjures some electric eels and sits down to consider the fun she could have with high voltage

[Molk Fx]

Hormones? I was just commenting on her fashion sense, gee... :p

[Revenant]

I was speaking about....uhh...nevermind...

Rev sits next to Sars and tries to avoid getting bit by the dangerous eels

I'm not emitting hormones...:p

[BloodFire]

BF puts on rubber gloves and sticks the eels in an aquarium

They can be the House pets. :D

[Sars]

Can I name 'em? :D

[Revenant]

Rev looks at the tank oddly

Shouldn't the water be semi-clean? You can't tell what's in there...

[BloodFire]

All the better to electrocute people with, then.

BF builds a fire in the grate

[Sars]

If a unsuspecting Gryffindor should enter the room, all we need do is politely ask them to feed the fish for us.

[Anarie]

Unsuspecting Ravenclaw enters the room:

Fish? What fish?

[Revenant]

Rev grins evilly

Here, let me show you the fish tank...:D

[Anarie]

Mmm, ok. I like fish, you know I had guppies once. :)

Anarie walkes to see the aquarium: OMG!!! :eek:

[Sars]

Sars walks over to Anarie grinning malevolently, ready to give her a good shove, before she notices the exact reason Anarie is so shocked

:eek: God! Mith get out of the fish tank!

[Fleur]

glub glub glub glub

(that was fishy noises by the way)

[BloodFire]

Do not meddle in the affairs of hippies, for they are high-on-life and slow to wake. :D Which is why you put ice down their pants... ;)



:p

[Revenant]

Rev walks over and shoves the two people standing over the tank into the water

Oops.....:o :p

[Sars]

Sars leaps out of the water and wraps her hands around Rev's neck before shoving him into the water

Go on my pretties! Shock! Shock! Shock!

[Revenant]

Rev grabs Sars hands as she begins to shove him and pulls her back into the water with him

Now, there's a few thing we could do in this situation....;) :kiss:

[Sars]

:D Yes, yes there is isn't there. :swoon:


Stop my pretties, STOP!

[BloodFire]

BF grabs an eel and :trout:s Rev with it

Ahem. Pay attention to my rants on hippies! NOW!!

[Anarie]

While everybody busy with the eel fighting, Anarie unnoticed gets off the aquarium. Ewww, I'm all wet! and heads for the door to leave this crazy place as soon as possible.

[Molk Fx]

Molk hands Anarie a towel

There, there... :p

[Anarie]

What? Do you think I'm crazy enough to take towels from a Slytherin?! It will turn into something evil as soon as I take it!

[Revenant]

Rev winks at Anarie and the towel leaps onto her and starts drying her off roughly

Now Sars...what would you be talking about? :D :cool: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

He takes Sars's hand and leads her up to his dormatory

What? I need help studying...:angel:

[Mithrildin]

Túvo leaps out of the aquarium, shaking all the water off. Soaking Sars. His fur is standing on end. Never use the hair dryer in the tub. But darn those eels ! :eek: :D

[Revenant]

Rev gasps

MY VIRGIN EAR HATH BEEN SOILED BY TUVO! SUCH LANGUAGE! :jawdrop:

[Molk Fx]

Less of the sarcasm, bucko.

Anyone up for a good ol' game of 'Pin the tail on the Hufflepuff'? :p

[Mithril-Mail]

Mith comes wandering back in after his travels...

I like the green...it looks like bogeys!:p :D

[Mithrildin]

Pin the trail on Mith ? Yeah, sure ! :D He gets DA GIANT NEEDLE 'N TAIL and chases Mith. :p

[Sars]

Looks like the colour you get when toads get squished on the roads.

Pin which tail on the Hufflepuff? Can the creature still be attached to it's tail when we pin it on? Oh! Oh! Can it be a dragon?! Can we cover the Hufflepuff in BBQ sauce first?

Yes Rev, lots of studying. Lots and lots of studying. Mmm, studying.

Innocent studing.

Anyone else up for studying?

And do I even know what I'm talking about now?

Tuvo, want to study?

Molk? Feel like hitting the book with us for some studying?

I'm pretty sure I'm talkin' dirty. :D

[BloodFire]

I'll study with ya, Sars! I love the way you talk dirty! :swoon: :p ;)

[Mithrildin]

Eru, that girl makes my fur stand on end ! :eek: Shocking, Sars, indeed. :D Túvo gets the BBQ sauce and douses Sars. Then he opens the window. Oh Ancaaaaaalaaagon ! C'mere ! Breakfast is served ! ;)

[Sars]

I'll study with ya, Sars! I love the way you talk dirty!

You sweet talker you BF. :swoon: :D

Sars wipes the BBQ sauce off her face and makes a break for safety to the dormitories where she can plot Tuvo's downfall, and have a shower

And anyone who wants to do some good old fashioned studyin' just come on in.

:p

[Molk Fx]

Molk just comes on in...


...and closes the thread so no-one else can!

[BloodFire]

BF holds a cup to the door and eavesdrops

Sars: ...square root of 12?

Molk: Uhh... 4? :confused:

Sars: Wrong! Now ya gotta lick the eels!

:eek: Ewwwwwwwwwwww....

[Revenant]

Rev throws Molk into the eel tank. Then get's in and studies very hard and intensivly with Sars and BF

Mmmm, school work....;) :swoon:

[Sars]

A hot and flustered Sars and Bf wander out of the dormitories clutching at their schoolbooks

Whew, Rev. You've done some revision before I can tell. :D


Sars goes to fish Molk out from the eel tank before he takes this eel licking thing too far

[Molk Fx]

Molk spits out a mouth full of eel

Don't make me give you all detention! ;)

[Revenant]

Rev looks at BF and Sars

We've been bad Molk, give us detention!

He looks at them again

I think we forgot to do...umm...potions homework...yeah...that's it!

Rev grabs their hands and leads them back to his dorm again

[Amberion]

Have fun alqa

[alqua]

ooh! *settles in* :D

[Revenant]

I thought this thread was closed or something like that....

[Elfëa]

apparently it was only dead :p

[alqua]

maybe it should be revived :D

[Elfëa]

Only if there still can be interhouse relationships :p


And no. I'm not so going to belong to any of the houses. :p

I like to be neutral :D

[BloodFire]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!! Where's Melk? We need somebody to come steal our shiny stuff! :D ;)

[Revenant]

Hmm...looks like it's alive again...though I am missing Sars...:(

[Colli]

What's up with Sars and Fleur? I haven't seen them around for a while..

[Revenant]

I think they gasps got lives!

[Colli]

lives?

Colli blinks.

Lives?

Colli goes to dictionary.com


The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.

I don't get it..

[Fleurdelacour]

Originally posted by Colli
What's up with Sars and Fleur? I haven't seen them around for a while..


Well Laura's computer broke then it got fixed... That was last time I spoke to her.... and Dom... I talk to her on MSN all time... I think she was waiting for the whole serious discussion thing in the Hufflepuff house to blow over, and I forgot to tell her it stopped :o

[Elfëa]

Hmm...

seems like we don't want to Slytherins lately... :p

[BloodFire]

How does one "to Slytherin" any way? I never got that... :confused: :p

[Elfëa]

to be slytherin... typo :o

[StarGazr]

*Tumbles out of the fireplace and lands in a heep on the floor... stands up and dusts self of...* Ummm hi... ;) Is there room in here for one more?

[Elfëa]

elfea goes through dusted pile of posters, muttering herself "quite dead, quite dead... StarGzr!" Yay! :D

[StarGazr]

Hey! Elfea! *twirls around* Don't I look good in Black and Green... oh crap! Where's my silver.. and has anyone seen where I put that prettly little snake I was carrying around?? :D

[Molk Fx]

I've (finally) read the first 3 books, and I have to say the Slytherin aren't very nice. Disreguarding the fact I've not posted here for ages, I quit this house :p

[BloodFire]

You can't quit, Molkie! It don't work like that!

Besides, couldn't you tell that the Slytherins are bad just by reading this thread? I guess we aren't bad enough, then...


:D :devil:

[Molk Fx]

I knew you were bad... but not mean bad... poor Harry 'n Co :(

[BloodFire]

Draco can't control Voldie or his da. (Gaaaaa!! :barf: I just had THE sickest vision in my entire life... ) But he could be less of a bully, yes.

That is why Draco's been getting smacked around in The Saga thread... :D :devil:

[Molk Fx]

PLUS... Snape. I hates book Snape.

However, I would very much like to have Alan Rickman's babies.. so I'm torn.

[StarGazr]

I like books snape... I like Snape in general... ;) Does our Head of House ever wander around in here??? *cranning neck to get a better look of the common room*

[Colli]

Originally posted by Molk Fx
However, I would very much like to have Alan Rickman's babies.. so I'm torn.

:hug: I love you for that, you realize that, don't you?

[Molk Fx]

Because I want to have another guys kiddywinkle?

You strange girl ;)

[Elfëa]

I think I have to love you for that Molk too... :D
(and damn you too, only friends can post in your lj. :()

[Molk Fx]

You've been added to my friends list!

I have a new found respect for fellow Harry Potter fans :)

[Colli]

:D Good for you molk.

Add me while you're at it? It's Collierette.

[Rivenlas]

Hmmm. I'm traditionally a Gryffindor, but you know, since Jason Isaacs, I'm beginning to see the advantages of going over to the dark side. :devil: Anyway. I'll just grab JI and the rest of you can keep Alan Rickman. :D Deal?

Ooh, and Molk, glad you came over to the Muggle Informer forums. We're a highly intellectual people, as you can tell. Did I spell that right?

[StarGazr]

Don't say "keep Alan Rickman" out loud... Colli will pounce and then we'll have to deal with an injured Alan Rickman... I love you Colli ;) :hug:

[Colli]

But if he's broken we can fix him up..

Alan in a hospital gown.....

[Severus Snape]

I can see that this house is Positively NAUGHTY!!!!

*Beems with Pride*

[StarGazr]

LOL, ummm you would do well to avoid a young woman in this house named Colli... there's a chance that she might knock you to the ground and ummm :o
Welcome to the boards!

[Colli]

Did I hear my name somewhere? :D

Give me a few days to judge this.. "Severus'" authenticity. ;) This is a non-poser zone, thanks. ;)


Just kidding, welcome to the boards and congrats on being a fan of one of my favorite characters of all time. :D :hug:

[Severus Snape]

*slowly bows* Thank you!

:o @ Colli

[StarGazr]

*Bursts into the common room* I can't find my snake!! She doesn't really answer to anything.. she's kind of a pest.. but just don't TOUCH her if you see her.. *crawling around on the floor*

[Severus Snape]

Well... I haven't seen her around the dungeons. Better not let Prof. McGonagall find out about this. She might not like it that another snake is slithering around.

Psst. I won't tell! ;)

[BloodFire]

SNAPEY!!

BF MegaGlomps

Hiiiiiiii!! :kiss:

[Severus Snape]

Hi... What house are you in?

*turns pale at the kissing faces* :o

[BloodFire]

This one. Why? :devil: Worried aboot Geeky Gryffs or Reeking Ravenclaws?

[Severus Snape]

Ugh! My memory slithers away from me at times but worry... NEVER could I worry about Gryffindors or Ravenclaws... however... Hufflepuffs... Sheesh! It's a wonder they even pass their exams. :D

j/k!

[Elfëa]

Wow! Look! The Head of the House has ARRIVED! :eek:

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by Elfëa
Wow! Look! The Head of the House has ARRIVED! :eek:

Head Of The House (http://picserver.student.utwente.nl/getpicture.php?id=113450)

Mrs. McGonagall :swoon: That's my kinda woman!

[Elfëa]

Wrong house, dear Sevvie! :LOL: ;)

[Severus Snape]

Are you trying to tell me that this isn't Slytherin House.

Nice Try... I can not be fooled!!!

:p

[Elfëa]

Am confused but nevermind. :confused: :p

[Severus Snape]

:p

[BloodFire]

Professor? You in here, hiding from mushy stuff?

[Severus Snape]

Heh! I see why you asked... Bloodfire.

What do you wish of poor Professor Snape?

[Gil-Estel]

hullo Sissy how are you?

[Colli]

Originally posted by Severus Snape
What do you wish of poor Professor Snape?

WELL...... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

:notworthy

:swoon:

:o

[Severus Snape]

:o :hug: :kiss: :o

[BloodFire]

Colli! I wanted to do that! :p

BF pouts

[Severus Snape]

Heh! Nothing more exciting then watching my students fight over me... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/liebe/love-smiley-019.gif

Just kidding! Here's one for you Bloodfire: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/liebe/love-smiley-024.gif

[Elfëa]

:LOL:

I wouldn't want that. :p But I think I'd like to have one :kiss: from one of your students... ;) The blond and arrogant one... :p

[Colli]

I certainly hope you don't mean me. :-p


;) I wouldn't mind a kiss from Draco either...

[Elfëa]

I think I prefer males... :o



I think... ;)

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by Colli
I certainly hope you don't mean me. :-p


;) I wouldn't mind a kiss from Draco either...

What if Lucius finds out that your after his 13 year old son?:p

[Elfëa]

We all are after him...

Not that I'd mind his father either :swoon:

[BloodFire]

Thanks, Sev! :kiss:

Draco's a cutie, but I like red headed jailbait... :devil: Mmmm....

[Colli]

Abby and Casey (best friends) were over at my house in between finals.... I showed them my new computer and my Alan Rickman picture collection. ;)

They were a mite frightened. Muahahahahahaa

[Elfëa]

hmm... think Draco's jailbait too for me :(

Why can't I be another jailbait??? ;)

[StarGazr]

*peeks in with a devilish grin* where is everyone?

[Colli]

Professor Snape's dungeon taking.. erm... Remedial Potions. ;)

[StarGazr]

You mean... like Potions for Dummies??? Does this mean he's giving extra help to those of us who are challenged?? *makes a beeline for the dungeons*

[Colli]

:D Kinda makes you want to fail Potions on purpose, doesn't it?

[BloodFire]

Oh, yes... ;)

[Severus Snape]

ROFL! :D

[StarGazr]

*dashes into the classroom and skids to a stop in the front row. calmly sits down in a front seat and folds hands on the table in front of her. casts a dirty look at Colli who sits beside her... then turns her attention forward* Good afternoon, Professor
:D

[Colli]

:D Don't make me start a cat fight...

Severus can pick around in my mind anyday. ;)

[BloodFire]

BF skids into Potions class and dashes to her seat, slipping slightly in something a Geeky Griff spilled, and sets her books down.

Then, promptly, knocks them to the floor in an "accident".

BF bends down to pick her books up, showing off her cleavage

:p :devil: ;) to Colli and Star.

[Colli]

While BF is so distastefully making a spectacle of herself, Colli "helps" by taking out her wand, muttering "Windardium Leviosa," and making VERY good use of the Shrinking Potion she had been working on.

:devil:

[BloodFire]

BF shrieks, then smirks! She raises her hand to get Snape's attention

"Professor Snape, Colli spilled some of her Shrinking Potion on me! Could you please give me the antidote?"

BF pouts cutely

To Colli - :devil:

[Colli]

Snape: I see no difference. ::smirks::

:devil:

You betta watch! I'm in a good mood... have been reading Snape fan fiction again. :D

[Severus Snape]

*sneers* I think the correct response is.... "I see no difference at'all!" *smirks* Sweeping towards the store cupboard and jerkily pulls the antidote from it. Returns to BF, hands it to her and looks at Collie... "Be more careful next time!"

[BloodFire]

Ahh, but such a response indicts he was looking in the first place! Naughty Professor! ;) :p

"Yes Porfessor. Thank you, Professor!"

[Severus Snape]

Oy! Believe what you wish! :cool:

[BloodFire]

WHATever. We all know you were looking! ;)

[Severus Snape]

:o

[StarGazr]

*Star casts unimpressed looks at BG and Colli*
mumbles: such childish behavior
*Star carefully measures out her potion ingredients and adds them to her bubbling cauldron... and at the same time drops a little of her leftover ingredients into Colli's cauldron... and waits for the fun to happen*
"Oh Professor... I think mine's done"
*Star winks slyly at Colli just as Colli's cauldron begins to boil and smoke*
whispers to Colli: you better watch... I've been reading Snape fiction too ;)

[xKatiexBellx]

Hey, lol... mind if i join? I go to a website where you are sorted into houses by the sorting hat itself... and I was sorted to Slytherin...
*Katie thinks she might as well not go to class :o she is too late and very sneeky, she can get away with anything.*

[StarGazr]

*star raises her hand* Oh Professor!!! Did you notice that Katie is missing?!?!?!?

[xKatiexBellx]

Oh say what you wish Star, but I am good at fooling people:devil:
*Thinks very quickly of an excuse hoping it'll work*

[StarGazr]

Hey I don't care!! The worse ya'll look *glances over at Colli's mess* the better I look!!

[Colli]

:p Another Pansy Parkinson.. perfect! I'm sure

I'll just pretend I'm Hermione. ;) Oh, to wear that platinum-set ring... showcasing a white flame displaying Snape's eternal love... :swoon:


As Colli's cauldron started bubbling, however, Professor Snape rushed over in a hurry and exclaimed "What have you done?". Shocked, Colli rather helplessly gazes into his beautiful dark eyes, before he says "You have -albeit accidentally, Gryffindor's always have gotten by on luck- contracted a NEWT-level Potion. Well done. " Colli :swoon:s "10 points from Gryffindor for not following my instructions."

:swoon:

[xKatiexBellx]

lol, you wish... snape perfers me more :D That's why it's so easy to get away with being late
*sweetly smiles*

[StarGazr]

*In her best Hermione/Know-It-All voice, Star informs Katie that* The Professor will not be happy with this... your being late and all.. Colli's already managed to make me look bad... I won't have you messing this class up for me! I mean... this is Remedial Potions! I mean... that's bad enough to begin with... *looks over at Colli* What do you mean I took this class voluntarily... *sheepish look*... well you did too!!

[Colli]

;) Be nice while I'm gone!

:hug:

[xKatiexBellx]

mutters under her breath to Star:"You are acting just like that pesky Hermione in Gryffindor... what would Snape think of that? A Slytherin acting like a Mudblood? Naughty, naughty... I am one of the pure-bloods who is proud of it!"
*Stalks over to Snape and smiles sweetly* "I'm sorry I'm late sir, I just found that I had a rip in this bag... *shows her purposely ripped bookbag (mind he doesn't know I did it on purpose)* and before I knew it my books were scattering everywhere so I needed to pick them all up and clean up some ink that fell and then I... *pouts* walked into the wrong class, I looked at the wrong day of the schedule. I'm dreadfully sorry."
*Walks over and taps her wand on Stars potion and mutters, "Wingardium Leviosa" and as it tips over she pushes Colli over towards Star and sits in what was Collis spot and starts taking ingredients out from her bookbag.*
:devil: hisses at Star: ha!

[StarGazr]

ACK!! Katie!! *mutters to herself and stalks out of the room to clean herself up... turns back to Katie* This isn't over! ;)

[xKatiexBellx]

*sneers* oh I know:devil: :devil:

[BloodFire]

Yeah, well, :p to both of ya! It was me he was ogling! :devil:

[xKatiexBellx]

*Starts thinking of an evil plan to get back at whatever she's ging to have to face from Star...*

[StarGazr]

*After cleaning herself and putting on her best Slytherin Green robes, Star glides back into the classroom and sits down next to Katie. Deep breath...* OK, listen... I know we have our differences... you like to go against the rule while I actually like to pay attention *half-grin* but I think we have a common enemy... *points subtley toward BF and looks at Katie for confirmation*

[xKatiexBellx]

yes... what are you getting at?

[StarGazr]

*frustrated sigh* well... maybe we could team up.. just this once... and take out our common enemy... that would be one less for us to deal with... what do you say....

[Avada Kedavra]

hallo everyone

i am a born slytherin, my name has been on the list since i was born.

i am one of the few who rejoices every time i get sorted into slytherin (which is everytime..you know online, and at book releases, etc...)

its wonderful to know we have a house, ive been searching since i joined, damn gryffindor was the only one i found, until i sat down and was determined. so do u mind if i join? hopefully not...

[Xazinon]

Xaz stalks into the dungeon and taking a quick glance around sits down at a desk near the back, scowling. He takes out a cauldron and puts it on the stand, before slumping back in his chair still looking grumpy.

X(muttering): "Can't believe I have to take remedial Potions: I'm a smart cookie, hmph! One little incident and they send you to a dungeon for the safety of the school... no one was using that wing of the school anyways! I did them a favour! Should be out playing Quidditch or summat..."

Having said so, Xaz fishes in his robes and pulls out his Golden Snitch keyring, holding it up and looking at it. He throws it in the air a few times and catches it, doing his best James Potter impression. As hopeless as the impression may be, it catches the eye of Professor Snape who swoops over and gives him a very nasty look.

Snape (hissing): "Put that away at once, imbecile. You're here to learn Potions, not for a holiday!"

Xaz looks at him and puts it away in his pocket, smiling sweetly.

X: "Of course.... Professor."

Snape scowls at him and turns his back, whereupon Xaz takes out the keyring again and places it prominently on his desk, wearing a mischievous grin.


:D


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EDIT: Yknow, there should be a separate thread for this class! Or maybe a different one for lots of different classes, yeah! I know, I know, I'm getting carried away, but it could be fun. ;)

[xKatiexBellx]

Originally posted by StarGazr
*frustrated sigh* well... maybe we could team up.. just this once... and take out our common enemy... that would be one less for us to deal with... what do you say....

Fine

Edit: That would be interesting having the class... and this is just the common room!

[BloodFire]

I know!

Hi, Avada! Welcome to the Sexy Slytherins! ;)

[Avada Kedavra]

o0o0o0o sexy slytherins...sounds....inviting ;)

i think there should be a seperate thread for the classes. we could totally get into it...i'd think it'd be fun.

ho hum, so whats new in everyone's world? nm here.... i have to go to *bible* camp next week. . . damn religion. i hate summer vaction.

[Severus Snape]

Do us all a favor and go preach Harry Potter with your OOTP book in hand when you go to camp!

I heard my neighbor say that she went to Kingdom Hall and they was all bashing Larry Potter. I said, *L*arry Potter? and she laughed and said, "You can't bash something when you don't even know their name much less what's contained within Mrs. Rowling's books! They should get their facts straight before they open their mouths!"

I agree!

[BloodFire]

I know, Sev! That's so annoying!

Sometimes I just wanna bash religion over the head with a trout!

:mad:

[Gil-Estel]

*wanders in and sits down next to BF*

You know this isn't a very nice place to be, I mean I don't even know what I did to be put in Remedial potions I got an A in his class and even then the send me down here, I didn't even blow up a wing of the castle*looks at Xaz* I just enlarged Mr. Lucious's nose I mean it was to small and it wasn't even an accident I meant to do it really I did.

*keeps up a one-sided conversation on this strain of thinking for 10 more minutes*

I wonder who else is going to show up I mean I was really late which wasn't my fault but then again it may of been I mean I didn't absolutely *HAVE* to finish that essay for Professor Binns and all but I was afraid I would forget if I didn't do it right away

*looks down at her finished potion and smiles*

Done!

[BloodFire]

Wrong thread. Go away! :p

BF pokes Stel

Maybe that's why you're taking Remedial Potions. :rolleyes:

[Gil-Estel]

:P no I don't think thats why. but hey you better get finished otherwise you'll fail this too!!

*puts the potion in a vail and walks up to hand it to Professor Snape*

Can I go now?

Snape- Yes but remember if you keep talking like you have been you'll be down here again

okayyyyy!

*walks out of the room quickly muttering about another assignment*

[BloodFire]

I'm finished and, anyways, class is in ANOTHER THREAD.

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by Gil-Estel
:P no I don't think thats why. but hey you better get finished otherwise you'll fail this too!!

*puts the potion in a vail and walks up to hand it to Professor Snape*

Can I go now?

Snape- Yes but remember if you keep talking like you have been you'll be down here again

okayyyyy!

*walks out of the room quickly muttering about another assignment*

*Takes the vail and tosses it into the common-room's fire and watches it burst into a blue flame.

*No more brewing potions in my common room Miss Stel! And I will not take that tone of voice Miss Stel! As of now... I am Off Duty!

*Walks out of the common room, down the corridor, and into his office.*